Rag Bolognese

Step aside Marinara Meat Sauce, Rag Bolognese is without doubt the Queen of Italian sauces.

This stick to your ribs pasta will warm your heart and soul any time of year.

So yeah, this takes 4-5 hours to make, but the good news is that using the oven-braise technique means that you dont have to stand at the stove the whole time like your (or somebodys) Italian grandma did.

Depending on your knife and prep skills, the active time in this recipe should be no more than an hour.

From the time I started cooking to the time I got it in the oven, it took me just a shade over 30 minutes.

A few other things are worth noting here:

First of all, I need to thank my brother, Charlie (who is a great cook in his own right), for making this for me and inspiring me to try it. To be honest, Id always dismissed Bolognese as fancy marinara meat sauce and thus never got around to making it. In fact, when Charlie recommended it for dinner one night, I played along but was non-plussed at the idea. Boy was I wrong its outta sight!

Second, speaking of giving credit where credit is due, after I tried Charlies version I spent a fair amount of time researching and pulled from my own knowledge as well as other recipes on the internet. The two main recipes I came across from which I drew inspiration were J. Kenji Lopez-Alts version on Serious Eats and Bon Appetits. Special thanks to Kenji for the addition of the Asian Fish sauce sounds weird, but trust me: it totally works.

Third, the observant reader will notice how similar this is to both Boeuf Bourguignon and Coq Au Vin in terms of technique: Bacon, Mirepoix (celery, onion, carrots), Umami, Protein, Red Wine, Braise.

Anyhow, without further ado:

Ingredients

1. 2 1/2 cups low sodium chicken broth
2. 2 packets Knox unflavored gelatin
3. 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
4. 4 oz thick cut bacon, diced into lardons
5. 4 ribs celery, diced
6. 3-4 carrots, diced
7. 1 large yellow onion, diced
8. 3 tablespoons (ish) minced parsley
9. 3 cloves garlic, minced
10. 3 sprigs each fresh: sage, parsley, thyme, basil (or whatever combination of herbs makes you happy, substitute 2 teaspoons each dried if fresh is unavailable)
11. 1 Bay leaf
12. 2 cups crappy red wine (cheap is fine, but it must be dry)
13. 2 tablespoons each: anchovy paste, tomato paste, red miso paste, mixed together
14. 1 cup whole milk
15. 1 28 oz can whole San Marzano tomatoes (or whatever you can find)
16. 2-3 lbs lean ground beef (certainly no fattier than 80/20)
17. 2-3 tablespoons olive oil
18. Kosher Salt and Fresh Ground Black Pepper
19. 1/2 cup heavy cream
20. 1/2 cup parmesan cheese
21. 1 tablespoon asian fish sauce

Prep & Mis En Place

1. Mix 2 packets of unflavored gelatin into chicken stock. Stir and set aside.
2. Dice bacon into lardons, blanch in boiling water for 10 minutes, remove with a slotted spoon and allow to drain on paper towels. Reserve and set aside.
3. Dice celery, carrots and onions and set aside in a medium bowl
4. Mince parsley and garlic and set aside in a small bowl
5. Tie herbs and bay leaf up in a piece of cheesecloth (or half a coffee filter in a pinch). This is called a bouquet garni.
6. Measure out wine and set aside
7. Umami Bomb: Mix anchovy paste, tomato paste, and miso paste together and set aside in a small bowl
8. Measure out milk and set aside
9. Open can of tomatoes and, using an immersion blender, puree them in the can (or crush them by hand, or use a potato masher whatever works).
10. Open package of ground beef
11. Locate butter, fish sauce, parmesan and heavy cream

Cook

1. Preheat oven to 300F
2. Add olive oil to a dutch oven over medium heat and heat until shimmering
3. Add ground beef and cook until no longer red but do not brown (at least not too much).
4. Meanwhile, add 2 tablespoons butter and blanched bacon lardons to a saut pan and saut over medium high heat just until butter ceases foaming
5. To the saut pan with the butter and bacon, add the mirepoix (celery, onion, carrots) and continue to saut until soft, 8-10 minutes
6. Meanwhile, continue to stir and break up ground beef in dutch oven as it cooks. If there is a lot of fat from the ground beef in the dutch oven, drain most of it off (you want to leave maybe 1/2 1 cup in there at most).
7. Add aromatics (parsley and garlic) to saut pan with mirepoix and cook until very fragrant, 1-2 minutes. Do not allow garlic to brown. Deglaze with a splash of red wine, stock, or water.
8. Stir Umami Bomb (mixed anchovy paste, tomato paste and miso paste) into ground beef and stir well to incorporate.
9. Add stock with gelatin, milk and tomatoes to dutch oven with ground beef.
10. Add mirepoix (contents of saut pan) to dutch oven and stir to incorporate
11. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer.
12. Transfer dutch oven to 300F oven and leave uncovered. (You want it to reduce as it cooks). Allow to cook 3-4 hours. Check on it every hour or so and stir fat should rise to the top and some browning should occur. If browning is happening too rapidly, or sauce reduces too quickly, add a splash of stock or water occasionally.
13. Remove from oven. Stir in heavy cream, parmesan and 1 tablespoon fish sauce. Bring to a boil to emulsify stirring occasionally.
14. Serve over pasta